Welcome to the (cost effective) Official Tomek Jankowski Page!

Historian-aspirant, author, philosopher, analyst, husband, heavily-ticketed driver, pasta-savant

Welcome to the official Tomek Jankowski website, filled with useless drivel and poor quality photos. Think of this website as yet more non-biodegradable refuse clogging up the internet. Worse, it contains no porn. Still, this may help kill a half hour or so of your time while you're at work, and that's always a plus. And besides, it's always fun to watch someone else's middle age crisis play out in some embarrassingly public manner. 

black and white photo lot

Where does one keep a Tomek?

Home is where the heart is, but also the liver, kidneys, spleen, thyroid gland and etc. I keep all of that stuff in New Hampshire nowadays, one of the most beautiful states in the Union. My ancestors, through their sacrifice and selfless toil, brought our family to New England and planted our roots deep in the unforgiving craggy, granite-pocked New England soil about twenty years ago, where the generations since have prospered. Why New Hampshire? Well, to begin with, it was cheaper. I’ll admit that. But soon we fell in love with the lush forests, beautiful seacoast and oozingly scenic mountains. New Hampshire is famous for its ornery Yankees, but we’ve been blessed with the friendship of some of the most crotchety among them. In short, somewhere between the Merrimack and Monadnock valleys we’ve found our little slice of heaven.

And there's lobstah.